ST. LOUIS- According to sources, the local underground noise scene is officially giving the trans rights movement positive momentum at a rate that is significantly faster than that of every single Democratic representative at the state and federal levels.
While carelessly turning knobs on a classic synthesizer, harsh sound musician and transgender girl Lily Eldritch exclaimed,” Honestly, we’ve built really great group here.” We all support one another in a variety of ways, including physically, effectively, financially, and socially. Having support from others is crucial when you are being ruthlessly and persistently oppressed by the GOP. Additionally, I’m not referring to the Democrats, who are all currently focused on running for office solely because they are n’t Republicans. To be completely honest, I believe we have surprised some people with our individuality group’s normalcy. When we’re not playing 120 degrees of what could be considered “music,” that is.
Brian Johnston, a lifelong Republican and sound beginner, now feels very differently about the transgender community after getting to know some of its people.
” I’ll show you what, because I spent the entire day listening to Jordan Peterson in my free time, I actually believed that all of these people were just kind of strange sickos.” However, I’ve been attending these ladies ‘ performances over the past four weeks, and I must say that they are all really nice in addition to being incredibly talented at playing the loudest, most incomprehensible sounds I have ever heard. They responded to all of my inquiries and only once referred to me as a narcissist; that one was my fault, I’ll be honest. If Lily ca n’t get her HRT, the GOP will have to get around me, so I changed everything, including my voter registration.
Democratic State Representative Lucas Lorne continued to be completely ignorant of his group’s inability to defend some of the most vulnerable citizens in the country.
Lorne said as he added a rainbow flag to his LinkedIn profile pictures,” I just want to say it loud and clear—love is love.” ” We owe it to our gay, lesbian, bi-annual, and lesbian constituents here in the excellent state of Missouri to say we like them in a low-stakes environment.” Although the Attorney General may have attempted to totally eliminate comprehensive care for trans adults, I swear that for the next six years, in my capacity as your agent, my campaign will focus solely on promoting pregnancy access. Sorry, bad speech, I’m sorry.
At press time, Johnston was observed entering the neighborhood’s non-binary music landscape by taking part in a harp sphere and poetry reading event.
